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(may contain slightly nsfw humor)

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

Would your twelve year old self like who you are today, and sorry no nuance allowed you have to pick one

Yes

No

And you can make the rubric for this question whatever you want. My personal one was that young me would be horrified to know she became current me, but that’s because I imagine it’d be quite horrible to a child learning and growing to no longer get to wonder who you’ll be when you grow up, and I think if she and I just like met somehow, she’d think I was a cool adult. Like one of those teachers you get to banter with a little.

Via oh-hools

tiny–cryptid:

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

did your childhood vomit bowl also double as a popcorn bowl?

Yes

No

Vomit bowl??? (see results)

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I’m thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

Via oh-hools

catgirlcowboy:

rb this n tell me what is the same and what is diff abt ur relationship to ur gender n sexual identity compared to urself 7 years ago :3c

Anonymous asked:

what that tongue game like?

tsunamiwavesurfing:

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

thebreakfastgenie:

uberguber89:

pigcatapult:

lonely-boiii:

aflotanir:

ima-giant-turtle:

dreamofhircine:

dreamofhircine:

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

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She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.

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the2headedcalf:

‘what’s your relationship with math’ poll

was good at it in school/irrelevant to my life now

was good at it in school/hate it now

was good at it in school/my job is related to math now OR i love it still

was average at it in school/irrelevant to my life now

was average at it in school/hate it now

was average at it in school/my job is related to math now OR i love it now

was bad at it in school/irrelevant to my life now

was bad at it in school/hate it now

was bad at it in school/my job is related to math now OR i love it now

other (in the tags)

moneypuzzleexchanger:

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genuinely feel like im being pranked rn

Via janmisali

janmisali:

janmisali:

you know what. after seeing Another blazed poll about this I’m gonna just

do you play The Game (mind game)?

unsure what game this is referring to

everyone who is aware of The Game is playing it (this is cool)

everyone who is aware of The Game is playing it (this bothers me)

everyone who is aware of The Game is playing it (I feel neutral about this)

I play The Game, but by choice

I am aware of The Game, but have chosen not to play

I stopped playing in a more convoluted way

I want to be performatively angry at this post

I am sincerely angry at this post

[show results]

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obsessed with the suggestion that getting performatively angry about failing to perform an impossible task is more mature than deciding not to try to perform the impossible task in the first place

Via oh-hools

thunderpibb:

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with